Another 3 nights before Christmas!
Christmas is a festival of joy. It is permitted to laugh. Consequently, today’s window contains two jokes.
Here is the harmless one:
“Granny, the drum you gave me was really the best Christmas present of all”. “Is that so?”, replies the happy grandmother. “You see, mother gives me five dollars whenever I refrain from playing on it!” ☆
And here is the nasty one:
After having given her a mobile phone for Christmas, he now tries to reach her when she is shopping. He succeeds. “Heinz”, she shouts “how do you know I am at the supermarket?” ★
For more jokes containing the word Christmas, look here. The two jokes above, too, were taken from that collection.
RMD
(Translated by EG)
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