Advent Calendar – December, 10th

Another 14 nights to go!

Since yesterday’s InterFace AG Christmas party was so nice and yesterday’s nonsense was such a success, you get another advent calendar window with what I consider total nonsense and for which I guess the only way to stand it is in a state of total drunkenness! Please note how complex my stupid sentence is.
So here we go – open – and press <more>!


This morning, around three o‘ clock, an elderly gentleman riding his bike home from the InterFace AG Christmas Pargy and being rather drunk, is stopped by the police somewhere in the city centre of Munich.

They ask him rather tough questions. Among other things, they want to know where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies:

″I am on my way to a presentation about alcohol abuse, its consequences for the human body, and the influence of smoking and late home-coming.″

The policeman asked skeptically:


″Is that so? Who on earth gives this kind of presentation at this time of night?″

The man answers:


″My wife!″

Personal note:
The story is based on a joke. But parts of it actuallyhappened, even if not in the city centre, nor on the way home from the Christmas Party.

RMD
(Translated by EG)

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